= #ripallison mt
  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

consultingmoosecaptain:

heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

Throat ripped out, blood everywhere. It’s like the frickin’ shining over here. If two little twin girls come out of the woods, start asking me to play with them forever and ever, I’m not gonna be surprised. 

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

#Same.

A couple that slays together, stays together

Not going a n y w h e r e. (x)

planetwolff:

i just found this on twitter i’m screaming

planetwolff:

i just found this on twitter i’m screaming